To all creatures big and nasty -
There is a relatively weak adventuring group that is trying to prevent me from desolating Winterhaven and creating a dark dominion. Luckly the often take breaks ... I think they are a union adventuring group ... so it doesn't slow me down from discovering my evil incantations. However, they are getting uncomfortably close. They have defeated Iron Tooth and several of my high-priests. I also sent and owl bear and left the rather nasty gelatenous cube that took residence after Sir Keegan went crazy, but the team narrowly dispatched them.
If you love evil and you love creating hell ... please come to the Keep on the Shadowfell and prevent this so-called adventurers from bumbling any further into the keep. Bring some of your hateful, vengeful, nasty friends too.
Kalarel...
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
An Open Letter to Kalarel
Dear Evil Priest Kalarel,
The day is near. Your foolish plot to open the rift to the Shadowfell will be foiled. Winterhaven shall know peace.
Be it by shadow, spell, or sword, your reign will end.
Signed,
Blue is High
The day is near. Your foolish plot to open the rift to the Shadowfell will be foiled. Winterhaven shall know peace.
Be it by shadow, spell, or sword, your reign will end.
Signed,
Blue is High
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Top 10 Blue is High Moments (after 6 episodes)
10. The young Dragonborn Heskan not quite harnessing the power of his dragon breath yet.
9. Rogues don't miss.
8. Ravenex spending more time strategizing than actually fighting.
7. Slipping on the sliding ice, surrounded by spiders.
6. Splug, "I'll carry your stuff!"
5. The Council of Oakstrong.
4. Falcon wildly waving his wand, oblivious to nearby eyeballs.
3. The new Blue is High banner!
2. Gelatinous Cube. (shudder)
1. Friar Jim's daily that grants +5 HP per round. Do that again!
9. Rogues don't miss.
8. Ravenex spending more time strategizing than actually fighting.
7. Slipping on the sliding ice, surrounded by spiders.
6. Splug, "I'll carry your stuff!"
5. The Council of Oakstrong.
4. Falcon wildly waving his wand, oblivious to nearby eyeballs.
3. The new Blue is High banner!
2. Gelatinous Cube. (shudder)
1. Friar Jim's daily that grants +5 HP per round. Do that again!
DnD Haiku
your little brother
always just dies and complains
I say he can't play
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the chest creaks open
three gems, gold, and--a potion.
do you drink it?
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let me find the page
i know it's in here--aha:
elves get bonus throws
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quit talking funny
you sound like some kind of kook
just tell us what's there
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you finally grasp
the dagger of Shub Natar
strength courses through you
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