your little brother
always just dies and complains
I say he can't play
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the chest creaks open
three gems, gold, and--a potion.
do you drink it?
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let me find the page
i know it's in here--aha:
elves get bonus throws
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quit talking funny
you sound like some kind of kook
just tell us what's there
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you finally grasp
the dagger of Shub Natar
strength courses through you
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Gelatinous cubes aren't much fun.
ReplyDeleteIf you see one you'd better just run.
If you don't you might die.
And then Blue is High,
Is a D&D group minus one.