All notices must be paid in full by the 15th of April.
Monday, April 8, 2013
Attention, Blue Is High!
Please note that House Bill 843, enacted in the 182nd regular
session of the Winterhaven Legislature and effective immediately, added
subsection (k) to Section 31.01 of the Tax Code to permit taxpayers and tax
assessor-collectors to enter agreements for the delivery of tax statements or
bills by personal delivery. House Bill 843 also added subsection (w) to Section
31.01, providing that The Taxman, Cometh may prescribe acceptable goods, services,
penalty, and under particularly disobedient denial or dismissive demeanor, the
punishment suitable and appropriate to said violation(s). Pursuant to Tax Code §31.01(w), the following
Tax Notice #BIH0001 was delivered (and receipt acknowledged) on the 16th of
March:
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This is taxation without representation! When the taxman cometh, I'll be ready to give him exactly what he deserves!
ReplyDeleteThis egregious and salacious I agree with the wise Falcon. Taxation without representation is a terrible terrible crime. Blue is High was not allowed a voice in this legislature and is one worst crimes against an adventures civil liberties. Expect mead and tea to be thrown in the harbor. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
ReplyDeleteTaxation without representation?
ReplyDeleteThe good people of Winterhaven elected me, Cometh, as both Tax Assessor and Tax Collector. I also seem to recall that I ran unopposed in the recent elections. If these “heroes” known as Blue Is High now grumble about representation, then maybe one of their illustrious members should have stood up and run for elected position, no? But alas, they were too busy adventuring. Too busy pillaging! Too busy… warmongering!!!
The good people of Winterhaven have presciently supported my tax laws stating that the returns gained through such behaviors shall be shared amongst the people. Why should the few be allowed to hoard so much while the rest are forced to share so little?
Give you Liberty? Liberty is not granted, my friends. Liberty is earned!
Give you Death? Death… is certain.
Cometh
Earthbreaker claims that as a robot, created for the sole purpose of being a soldier, his combat pay, and any spoils gotten thereof, are tax-exempt.
ReplyDeleteAs a cleric, my actions are legally sanctioned by the church, and as such, all donations, payments, and charity collected as said cleric in my official capacity, is also rendered tax free.
Or in simpler, less legalized language: "sucketh on it."