Sleeping in the King’s bed was like what you imagine
sleeping in your mother’s womb must have felt like, and it was your absolute
favorite part of being king.
Servants at your beck and call, soldiers willing to die for
you, long parties, endless alcohol, and the best foods were nowhere near as
satisfying as sinking into your root ensconced, silk covered mattress at night;
especially on nights where servants had served you the best foods and
endlessly refilled your gem encrusted goblet during a night of frivolity and
partying with your friends—if for no other reason than that you never woke up
with a hangover.
Tonight had not been one of those nights of frivolity;
although, it did seem like an endless parade of triviality as Gaspar laid paper
after paper in front of you. Missives from Waterdeep and Cormyr for your
perusal, ledgers of wages and figures and expenses for your approval, a request
for reinforcements from Lord Fergus Highwall IV, a report of an incident at the
Spire during the annual Culling, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah.
If tedium were personified it would be Gaspar.
When it was finally over, and Gaspar had mercifully stopped
the torture, all you had wanted to do was sink into oblivion in your bed.
Luckily, your best friend Faerith had succeeding in cajoling you up to the top
of the keep to see who could pee the farthest and the longest off the side. The
two of you had bowled over with laughter for what seemed like hours after a
stray gust of wind had blown your stream sideways into his face.
Later, after a very necessary wash and change of clothes, you
both had sunk, gratefully, into the soft sheets of the King’s bed. Invisible
hands pulled the covers up to your chin and tucked the corners down around you.
You aren’t sure, but as your consciousness slipped away, you thought you may
have felt that same hand smooth your hair and give a slight pat on your head.
Like a green leaf buoyed upon a summer breeze you slipped
into a pleasant slumber. Like that leaf, you felt supple, loose, and you dreamt
of nature. A warm glade in spring, surrounded by verdant trees and fragrant
wild flowers; bees hummed as they drowsily floated about.
All was peaceful.
A sharp prick on your wrist warped it all. Pain lanced up
your arm. That green supple feeling in your limbs was replaced by wooden
rigidity as the pain sped through you, racing to your heart and then spreading
out through the rest of your body from there.
Your eyes shoot open and you are in your room, awake once
more. What a disturbing dream, you
think. You have never had anything but the most pleasant dreams while in this
bed, but, then again, you haven’t actually slept in this bed all that long. You
attempt to shake it off and fall back asleep.
But nothing happens.
You try to roll over. But your limbs don’t obey. They are
locked in place—completely immobile. It is only then that you realize someone
is holding your hand by the wrist.
Rolling your eyes sideways you attempt to see who it is.
Your room is dark; the embers of fire have been banked. Cool moonlight beams
through a gap in the window curtains illuminating the dark silhouette of a man
sitting over you. This silvery chiaroscuro reveals a tall, skeletally thin figure;
a curl of light around his cheek allows you to see a complex of pocked scars
covering the side of his face.
The long fingers of his hand release your wrist as he sits
back further into the shadows. You see light glint off a long needle in his
hand before he slips it away.
“So, it appears you have found my little hide away,” his
voice is surprisingly silky, smooth but deep. “I think it is past time that you
and I had a little chat.”
(DM: You are completely paralyzed but can talk. What do you do?)
"Blast and botheration!" thinks King Mish Mash. For he is King. And Kings do not like to be tricked.
ReplyDeleteIt was simply a matter of time though, before his late-night escapades with Faerith would catch up with him. And tonight was that night. King Mish Mash (for he was THE rightful and forgiving King) needed to focus. What madness was this? Who dare enter the bedchamber of the King?
It must be Gaspar The Insubordinate! No, this man did not look wretchedly old and have the arched nose of the future traitor. Maybe it was Lance of Greenfeld? No, Lance sat slumped over in the ante-chamber, waiting to be animated again the next morning. King Mish Mash still couldn’t believe that no one noticed he raised the deceased captain from the dead as his faithful servant. King Mish Mash lamented that the only man he could trust was dead. Being King is hard, very hard. Not to be distracted, King Mish Mash then thought of the cooks the day that Sir Camillo died. Was this shadowy figure “Steve” who made the toast? Or maybe “Eddy” who cooked the eggs. King Mish Mash did not smell the sulfur so common in the kitchen. Maybe it was "Edmund", but there was no scent of pork fat. Mmm, bacon. Ah-hah! It must be “Millie”, who served the orange juice, and served for only a year!
King Mish Mash lept to his feet. Wait, there was no leaping. King Mish Mash reached out with his most trusted spell… Chill Touch. But his hand did not move, nor did his arm. “Curses to all somatic spells!” thought the King. If only he were experienced enough to have learned the hallowed spell Dimension Door. Then he could rightfully escape this delicate situation. 500 feet of arcane altitude would alleviate this altercation. But not this day. Misty Step was all he had, and 30 feet was not far enough.
But I have memorized Deafness! I will rain silence upon you Millie!!! Wait, the idea was ridiculous. Speaking was the only way to communicate with this intruder. To identify him (or was it a her?), learn their weakness, and destroy this trespasser with the sheer power of intellect!!!
“I want information, information, information. Who are you?” asks the King in his most commanding voice.
A sonorous chuckle fills the darkness in reply. The intruder’s gaunt fingers come together in a steeple, the only part of him besides the scarred cheek not in shadow. “Information happens to be my stock and trade, which is information you would know if you were truly the king.” The steepled fingers shift forward to point at you. “But then again, we both know that you are not Runard.”
ReplyDeleteSilence for a heartbeat as the stranger pauses, as if to let his words sink in. “My agent in Amn disposed of the body, by the way. A shame … he was a good agent.”
For a brief moment the stranger sounds melancholy, but then, quickly, he continues, his voice brisk, sharp: “But you asked who I am, didn’t you?” He chuckles again before flourishing a hand at his cheek; the silver light trickling through the window highlights its scars. “Why, can’t you tell? I’m The Pocked Man.”
(DM: How do you respond?)
Before speaking, King Mish Mash quickly tests to see if he can break the grip of this vile poison (Constitution save 9 + 7 = 16). Success? Mish Mash also quickly glances at the figure's shoes, to see if they are covered in black ink. What does he see?
ReplyDelete"Well, well, well. You've finally gained the courage to show yourself, Mr. Pock! I've heard rumors of you, many of which are unflattering and unimpressive. Nonetheless, kudos for slipping past my guards. I'll be sure to punish them all in the morning."
"Of course I am not Runard! What did he do for the Kingdom? I'll remind you that I've balanced the Kingdom's budget by cutting the crown's expenses in half, invested in the education of my people by creating the Acadaamy for the Advancement of the Arcane Arts, and introduced the Inaugural Privy Pugilistic PUNCH-OUT which begins very soon. Were you brave enough to enter the tourney, Mr. Pock? Do you dare enter the ring with Faerith the Pugilist? Better mold yourself a mouth-guard son, as I'd hate to see another tooth added to Faerith's trophy necklace."
"What? You have nothing to say? OK, then I will continue. Under my leadership, we've cleaned out the wretched horror of Candlekeep, doubled the town's income after launching Grannie Camila's Cherry Crumpets, and taken in a boy and a cow. Mercy wins the heart of the people, Pock. I am not named King Mish Mash the Forgiving for nothing!"
"Speaking of which, why don't you slip me the antidote and we can sit and chat like true gentlemen, hmm? Or are you too afraid of my, shall we say, natural abilities? Don't worry, they are most effective on the dead, as I'm sure you noticed in the antechamber."
"Now, you've mentioned we need to have a little chat, so let's start by answering a few questions."
One... what do you want from us?
Two... what are you trying to achieve and what is your endgame?
Three... did you come to bend the knee?
Four... how did you become so disfigured?
Five... why is Gaspar so treacherous?
"I'll stop there, and allow you to gather your thoughts. Please, answer when you are ready."